Chinese Laundry

IMPORTANT MESSAGE: Sydney is a broken city. Going out is impossible in a city strangled by over-policing, over-regulation of fun and the f##king lockouts. Vote this government out! Otherwise, oppressive clubs like this one will continue to ruin the night economy of Australia's largest city.
1 7 years ago (29-03-2018)

I usually don't write reviews unless the place is as bad as this one or really good. The employees are probably the most rude in whole Sydney. Starting from the skinny girl that sell the tickets to any security guy that we had the bad idea to ask something. I went with my girlfriend, we're not drunk or else(good presence). We asked something to the girl on the entry and she only repeated the price of the ticket in a bad way not answering our questions. We asked for an ATM to a security guy, same kind of behavior and happened one more time when we wanted to go to the smokers section. Neither the environment inside or the place are great either. Go if you like to be mistreated.
1 7 years ago (31-01-2018)

Pathetic joke of a "club" the entire staff team needs to be fired and removed. Security didn't even know where there own exits were. Garbage music too!
1 7 years ago (21-01-2018)

Gangster bouncers and overpriced drinks with a debit-card surcharge put on top of their prices. You're paying more for an average venue at best. I went to a corner to write a text message on my mobile phone and a bouncer tapped me on the shoulder, wondering what I was doing. They're watching... IF YOU'RE DRINKING WATER: You'll have to sneak it around the bouncers, else you may be kicked out for not buying drinks, regardless of you being male or female. IF YOU GO: Treat the bouncers like soviet-era police. They lack training in explaining and resolving situations. They work against you, not with you. So if anything happens - mistakenly or not, you're purely out of luck. SUMMARY: Save your money and go elsewhere. We'll never be back. Support better venues and businesses instead. THE IRONY: My wife was kicked out for drinking water, so 10+ of us ended up leaving and continuing drinking at a nearby venue for another 3-4 hours. GOOD POINTS: Sound system is better than average for Sydney (lower than average compared to typical UK/EUR/USA club), roof is low for that grungier feel, not very busy/popular, so it's easy to find a quiet corner.
1 7 years ago (09-10-2017)

Leave your dirty shirts at home. This is a club, not a place to get your clothes clean. I learnt that the hard way. But I had a great time once I realised where I was. Highly recommend.
4 7 years ago (14-02-2018)