Decoy Cafe

Great coffee, roasted onsite, served by friendly staff, and open early. What more can you want from a cafe?

I have eaten here a half dozen times during lunch break. The food has always been delicious and the coffee was good. The Staff has also been friendly and helpful, even directing me to a different cafe the one day that I was looking for something not on their menu. Will definitely return again. Sorry about the pic, I couldn't stop myself from eating a bit first!

Went there to try it out, was very busy and am informed this is normal every day, service was great, excellent coffee and great food. Will certainly go back and most likely become a regular.

Super tasty chicken wrap/sandwich, definitely recommended. I also liked the positive vibes and atmosphere, these guys are amazing!

Travelling down from North QLD I was excited to be amongst the Cafe culture in Melbourne. I have to say I didn't really see what the hype was all about, everyone seemed to have something stuck up a place that no thing should be stuck without expressed consent first. Until I walked into Decoy Cafe. FINALLY, I thought to myself, someone who knows how to communicate with other human beings in a friendly conversational way. See Mebournites, you live in an amazing place but so many of you are stuck in this hyper focused, tense, shut off way of living. A tip from a Queenslander? Chill out...be more like the 2 2 guy who operate Decoy Cafe in such a warm and welcoming way. Oh, the coffee and Bacon & Egg rolls?

Always a good start to the morning popping in to this gem on the way to work. Great service friendly and those quiches are amazing. Coffee is spot on every time.

Average coffee, ordered a Mocha and double shot Mocha and was really bland. No idea why my workplace keeps ordering from these folks for our staff : Barista Cafe, League and 65 Degrees are heaps better in terms of taste. Heck even Jack Sprat is somewhat better.

This place has amazing fruit toast! I miss all the paintings though. I feel like the upstairs part is a lot more echo-y now too. Maybe if they put some art up or some fabric tapestries it would stop the echo!

Excellent coffee! Now my Top 3 places to get coffee in the city.

Had the quiche and Eggs Benedict. Both very good. Service was excellent. Coffee amazing. Quick service without compromising on quality.