South Oakleigh College

I never liked this school. Many horrible staff members and students. I was treated very badly by many staff members and students. I was called an attention seeker because I used to cut myself with glass. These days, I’m sure students like that would be supported instead of being called an attention seeker. Back then, one of the worst staff members was Helen Koziaris, who is still there now, and has worked her way to the top as school principal. I bet she loves it, as she’s a modern Hitler. She was one of the many people who treated me very badly.
1 7 years ago (03-11-2017)

Blowjobs and rubbery pizza for all, and if you want some weed then ask of of the teachers as they will always be happy to supply
5 7 years ago (27-11-2017)

This school is not good and doesn’t teach anything useful especially Mr Ian Denver who just sits there on his laptop all day and wastes the students time
1 7 years ago (02-02-2018)

The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you We were bad, but now we're good We're moving into your neighbourhood You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start trouble We're legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain From touching my neighbor's kid's again What I did was not too kind But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find I've got a backyard and a real nice pool Y'all should come over for a BBQ We could make some cold drinks in my blender But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender Vernon Douglas is my name My battery arrest is what brought me fame But there's much more to know about me I love to dance and I love to ski I zip and zoom on through the snow Just strap on my boots and watch me go But I can't ski until December Till then, I'm just a sex offender I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes I've been arrested seven times I know that sounds like a lot But three of those times were for vandalism I feel real bad, I got caught I might do it again, probably not I'm not here to make pretences I'm here because of my sex offences I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one Apologising for what I've done Case you’re wondering what that was I snuck into a bathroom and - - eat those truffles I'm just here to do the Sex Offender Shuffle Hey everybody I'm Laura Hughes Proving girls can do it too And by it, I mean touch your cousin Was it worth it? No it wasn't You won't find me in your child's play sack 'Cause I've gotta wear this ankle bracelet I'm not here to go on a bender I'm here because I'm a sex offender Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc I'm moving in somewhere on your block Not in a house, but in a van If you need me to move it, I sure can The last thing I want is any trouble I've learnt my lesson from the "Sex Offender Shuffle" I'm the one they call Arthur Chase They said I didn't have to show my face My first trial ended in a hung jury If I'm found guilty they'll un-blur me I'm not the necrophilia Arthur Chase That's a different Arthur Chase I'm not here to be my own defender I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender Okay, real quick, I'm not like these people, okay, this is an extortion plot by my wife, who's the only witness, and she's trying to take away my kids, and if— I'm not here to pack my duffle I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle" The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you We were bad, nut now we're good We're moving into your neighbourhood We're obliged to admit The crimes of which we were convicted We're not here to start trouble We're legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
3 7 years ago (30-11-2017)

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop The great big greedy nincompoop Augustus Gloop, so big and vile So greedy, foul, and infantile. Come on we cried The time is ripe To send him shooting up the pipe But don't dear children be alarmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed Although of course We must admit He will be altered quite a bit Slowly wheels go round and round And cogs begin to grind and pound We'll boil him for a minute more Until we're absolutely sure Then out he comes By god, by grace A miracle has taken place A miracle has taken place This greedy brute This louse's ear Is loved by people everywhere For who could hate or bear a grudge Against a luscious bit of fudge
5 7 years ago (30-11-2017)