Grumpy and the Dreaded One's Little Cafe of Awesome

This is such a cute place. I must admit I walked in because I loved the name so much but the service, food and coffee is fantastic. Definitely returning :-

Small little cafe that does breakfast and lunch. One of the owners is very lovely and cheerful while the other one doesn't seem to smile but is polite. Their salads are pretty decent and fresh however you only get a selection of 3 to choose from. They also have a selection of wraps, focaccia rolls and sweets in their display.

Food was delicious and affordable. Owners and staff were very friendly and helpful. This place has a great vibe.

I know where this place is and couldn't recommend higher. Great food/coffee/atmosphere and a lil' left of centre.

I have eaten here heaps of times and it’s always excellent! The coffee is amazing and I have a lot of food allergy’s, i am always looked after.100% recommended give them a try you will be happy!

I only came to this place once, Staff are nice, but i did not like the meal i orderd. It was smill oil.

I haven't walked into a cafe without being greeted in years. Waited half an hour for a take away coffee even though only 7 people were in the cafe. Although I was given a refund and the coffee was ok it was enough to not want to come back.

Excellent food, super-friendly service, quirky name, perfect size added with personal touches - what more could you want from a Melbourne cafe.

Too cute! Loved the character of the place! Food and drinks were good and came out really quickly!